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[03 Aug 2008|08:54pm]
Damn. Just when I thought I had comfortably settled into my position as Cool White Guy, I catch myself watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants on TV which pretty firmly puts me into the camp of Average American Teenage Girl of Undetermined Racial Identity.

I can't help it, though. This movie is just so cute. (And this, folks, is why I don't get laid. Not that I'm complaining! Oh no, Dave Rosen's Right Hand is just the man for the job. I'm just saying, if ever you were wondering why a handsome and friendly dude such as myself isn't getting any from the many lovely ladies here at KU, well. See above.)

Speaking of frats, all you fresh-faced young lads out there looking to go Alpha should shave those legs and work on your tans, because we don't accept anyone who doesn't look damn fine in a dress.
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[22 Jul 2008|01:03pm]
Dark Knight, Facebook, and this John Collins dude, aside - classes start on a Friday? Why, that's...that's brilliant!

Well played, KU. Well played.
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[info]walterdisney [08 Jul 2008|04:35pm]
You heard of Kung Fu? Well, prepare yourself for pork chop! )
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